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PART TWO
The Ups and Downs of Writing / Some Bumps in the Road

Published: April 4, 2026
Last Updated: April 4, 2026

Chapter 7:
"The fate-ordained topic"

The overhead fan looped round and round above a bed piled with loose scraps of paper, causing everything to flutter and slightly move around. The writer had separated the physical notes on the bed based on size by now and it was an elaborate affair. There were smaller torn-up pieces in one corner, index-card-sized notes in another, and two groups of larger-sized items on the other side of the bed, including full-sized sheets of paper and junk mail that had single words or phrases written on them like “windows” or “the earth’s core.”

Dot was tempted to jump onto each pile and hadn’t actually been able to stop herself from trying that every now and then. Each time, however, PJ the writer had quickly scolded her and moved her back to the ground where it was much less interesting. Unfortunately, he was always close by, meticulously sorting the papers within each group based on size, and then whatever other sub-categories he could come up with.

It was Friday by this point, and he had gotten straight to work after a night spent sleeping on the couch. From atop the pillow at the head of the bed, the cat watched him sort papers some more and then eventually move over to the computer. There, he tried to explain what he was doing to Zombie Plant, as though the thing could understand him, as he went through his many open windows and tabs.

“You might not understand computers,” PJ said to the plant. “But here’s how I have things set up. It begins with all the word processing documents I took notes in. I pulled those into this corner of the desktop, as opposed to here—oh, this doesn’t belong there…”

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Dot continued to pay attention from afar as PJ clicked around until he was satisfied, and then kept on discussing how he categorized the various digital groups of notes on his laptop to the plant. It was apparent to everyone that the man was revving up for a big push after all the sorting and explanations.

“Yes, it’s okay to be impressed,” PJ said, concluding the recap of his work. “Everything is well organized and ready to go. This is how a professional gets things done.”

Dot blinked, as she already knew that he was a professional. He had mentioned how he was well known for that article about putting things on your face. The one called “10 Ways to Know You Like Lip Balm.” But maybe this was still news to the brown and grey plant.

“What comes next? How will my great intellect lead us to the final topic for our article?” PJ asked out loud. “I’m sure you are both curious.”

Dot sat up a little, intrigued by the unveiling of the man’s grand plan.

“The next step is obvious,” PJ said, planting a fist into his other open palm. “With so many good ideas to choose from, we can’t risk overthinking it. No, we must let fate decide...”

This was when the writer reached into his jeans pocket and confidently produced a quarter.

“With this!”

Dot looked at the coin, entranced. She hadn’t seen such a shiny metal object before, and she couldn’t wait to see what it could do. Potentially, it was some sort of magic she hadn’t seen before related to research.

“I’m going to flip for it,” PJ said, nodding sagely. “No one can definitively tell what’s going to be a hit. So, we should just let chance and fate decide. It’s foolproof.”

Dot scrunched up her body, her eyes wide and dilated as she looked in awe at the magic quarter.

“Now that I have the notes in categories,” PJ continued to elaborate, “I’ll flip the coin while I call out topics and then we’ll eventually have our answer—a tournament of great ideas.”

The man paused and positioned the coin in his right hand as he prepared for the first pivotal coin flip.

“Like so,” he said, infusing his voice with a hint of dramatic tension. “One…two...three…flip!”

With a surprisingly smooth gesture, PJ flicked his thumb up from under the coin and watched it closely as it went flipping up into the air about three or four feet. Then, he loudly stated, “Heads is the computer and tails is the bed!”

Dot stood up at the sudden motion and noise, her ears pushed back and her eyes on the spinning coin. It came falling down past PJ as he missed catching it completely, leading it to bounce across the apartment with the writer running after it. Dot happily bounded after both human and coin as well, pleased with this new part of the writing process.

Soon, the two of them were staring down at the quarter that had come to a stop, flat on the circular rug in front of the couch. A form of a bird looked up at them.

Sketch of cat playing with a quarter

“Tails it is,” PJ said solemnly. “There we have it, Dot. The topics on the computer are out, and the winner is somewhere on the bed.”

He walked over to shut the laptop computer before turning around to face the bed. Then he began preparing for the second coin toss of the day.

 “Heads it’s on the left, tails it’s on the right!” PJ announced, flipping the coin into the air once again.

The two of them chased after it as PJ tried and failed to catch the spinning quarter on its way down. And as the cat bound ahead in pursuit, Dot didn’t think too deeply about how rigorous of a process this was for choosing a topic. It was a pretty exciting way to do things, so she had no complaints.

“Tails again,” PJ said, picking up the quarter from the ground, breathing slightly at the exertion. “Fantastic, we’ve narrowed things down to the right side—that pile of notes over there. I did think that one was better.”

Dot, ever the supportive colleague, jumped up on the bed and crouched ready for what would come next.

PJ went over and pushed the losing categories off the bed and organized what was left. He centered the two groups that were now contenders, each containing further sub-categories within them. Then with a grunt of approval, he readied the quarter again for the next step in the decision-making process.

“Heads it’s that group over there, and tails it’s this one here,” PJ stated with determination, pointing at each in turn. Then he was off, chasing after a flipping coin, trying to beat the cat to it. Dot, however, was getting quite good at this exercise and got there first.

“No, Dot! Don’t play with it,” PJ cried, making him sound like a sore loser.

The young cat had an eventful day in the end, in which the man finished flipping the coin and finally figured out the final topic of the all-important article. But she got tired at the end, and so Dot attended to something important: a nap. Falling asleep, she returned once again to the world of an inventor and his guard and the presence of an odd new phenomenon…

The forest grew thick and grim around them over the coming days of travel, bringing a pall over the party’s morale. Old Man Horse was perhaps most affected by the increased gloom after the open plains—with Lily having to get down from her bench and encouraging him every now and then with apples, comforting pats, or compliments, depending on what he needed most.

They had only been in the forested region proper for a few days on their journey all the way to the lakeside town of Lilypad, but during that time, it became apparent that this rough section of the road was both more difficult to traverse and full of creatures that needed dealing with.

The bumps—as the group had agreed to call these things—that Dottie had encountered near the outskirts of the region were no fluke. In fact, the traveling troupe’s guard had needed to sweep away no fewer than six packs so far. Some were just a traveling duo or trio, and some groups were as big as six or seven in number. They were still just as harmless as before, due to their slow approach and lack of any form of attack, but their increasing numbers caused everyone some level of alarm as they went on their way.

Old Man Horse was the most affected by the closed-in, shadowy environment the most, and it made him take on a slower, uneasy pace. But it was also having a strange effect on the rest of his companions. Lily became more curt and observant, focusing more on Old Man Horse than the others, for example. Then there was the guard Dottie, who became both more energized and more manic. She was now always either patrolling on foot around the wagon or keeping watch from atop the wagon. The inventor, Jefferson, meanwhile, withdrew as he heard that these mysterious bumps kept appearing and didn’t speak up nearly as much, claiming that he had much planning and thinking to do.

“Hey, Guard,” Lily called out when Old Man Horse came to a stop all of a sudden. “We got more ahead.”

“I see them,” Dottie said, hopping off the wagon with her garden rake in hand. “This is the biggest group yet. What is that, a dozen?”

“Well, sweep them aside, so we can keep moving. I’m pretty sure we’re falling behind schedule,” Lily complained, waving Dottie onward and then directing her next comment to the horse. “Not that it’s your fault, of course, you sweetie pie. You’re doing your best considering how many of these weird insect beetle things keep blocking our way.”

“The bumps. And I don’t think they’re beetles,” Dottie said, her voice muffled in the collar of her coat as she walked ahead and took note of the beings that had appeared from the forest on the southern side of the road.

The shuffling masses of bumps met her with the steady forward movement with which she had become familiar. Having dealt with this before several times now, she went ahead and began moving the front half of the group around before flipping them each upside-down with her rake. When turned over, each bump just displayed a flat, dotted, undulating surface that was altogether harmless. They also became incapable of turning themselves upright, which was the reason for this strategy.

Dottie had just finished flipping a third bump off to the left of the road, under a low-branched tree, when the predictable nature of the encounter changed. She had just turned to look at how close the next bump was when her eyes widened and took in two new fungus-covered creatures that came up to her waist, both of whom were trotting toward her at speed.

“Agh!” Dottie yelled, throwing up the long handle of the rake in front of her and holding it between her hands. She was looking at creatures that looked like elongated versions of the bumps she was used to. But these creatures also had four wide, bendy-looking legs along with a bulbous head-type feature at the front. “What are you supposed to be?!”

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Just in time, the guard was able to get up a block to what amounted to an incoming headbutt from one of these new creatures that had come breaking through the pack. She let out a grunt as the creature barreled into the rake’s handle and fought its momentum to bring it to a stop—which was quite the feat when the other four-legged mold creature stumbled directly into its partner and added its momentum to that of the first one.

“Oy, what are those?” Lily called from behind her, not too far away, along with the horse and wagon.

Dottie leaped backward and took a breath as she analyzed the situation and figured out how to respond.

“More mold things!” the guard shouted back. “Must be the older siblings or parents or something. I mean, they look related.”

“Hmmph!” Lily said back, in a tone that made it sound like Dottie’s ideas were preposterous, and then seemed to dismiss the event as less interesting than she first thought it was. This was fine by Dottie as she was still dealing with the new development in front of her.

The guard watched suspiciously as the two quadrupeds seemed to steady themselves and then wander toward her, a little aimlessly now that Dottie was still. On closer inspection, she confirmed that these creatures were definitely made of the same type of material as the bumps, and didn’t seem to have any real eyes or mouth or anything like that. They just seemed to be stronger and faster than their simpler brethren.

“I’m going to call you…roamers,” Dottie said to the two creatures that now looked like they were leading the slower bumps coming up behind them. “Because you seem to have roamed into this group of bumps here. Now, are you going to be hard to get rid of, I wonder?” 

A good twenty minutes of work dealing with the roamers, along with their simpler brethren, quickly answered the question of how much of a challenge these new four-legged creatures would be. It turned out that the roamers, while more aggressive than the fungus-covered bumps, were not necessarily that much smarter or more adaptable. Dottie was able to push and thwack the two roamers over once she had drawn them farther off the path, for instance. After that, it was just a matter of piling rocks and sticks on them in the forest so that they had a hard time getting back on their feet. Which meant that all that was left was to return to the road and dispose of the shuffling bumps like normal.

However, while Dottie had dealt with this latest development, she didn’t like what it could mean for the future. And she was ready to bring up her thoughts with the inventor, whether he was ready to talk about it or not.

“Wait, if you’re going back to talk to him, go get a couple more apples from the back for Old Man Horse,” Lily called as Dottie stalked by her perch.

The guard paused and then nodded, agreeing that they needed to make sure their main mode of transportation was taken care of, and first went over to the trunk on the back of the wagon. Opening up the hinged lid, she also took a quick inventory of what they had in storage still and grabbed the apples.

“Quick question,” Dottie said to Lily, as she walked up and handed over Old Man Horse’s treats. “It looks like we’ve already gone through a third of our provisions. Does that match up with how fast we thought we’d go through it?” 

Lily hopped off the bench and walked forward with an apple in each hand while warding off the horse that started bumping her insistently.

“Yes, I suppose,” Lily said, after mulling it over for a moment and finally letting her friend chomp into his snack. “But I’m pretty sure our fearless leader didn’t account for any delays.  If we start slowing down a lot more, and these things keep showing up, then…I’m not sure.

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Dottie frowned in concern.

“Go ask the inventor about it and see what he thinks,” Lily said with a shrug as she handed off the final apple to the insistent horse next to her, giving him a pat on the neck. “Okay, Horse, just these two apples, and then let’s keep moving.”

Turning away, Dottie scrunched her eyebrows together as she thought about how to bring up the question of time and resources with the man who was financing the expedition. But she didn’t come up with much, so she just went over to bang on the wagon’s door.

“Hey, Jefferson!” she yelled.

“That’s Inventor Jefferson to you, guard!” the reply came, a muffled shout from inside the traveling room on wheels. “What is it? I’m thinking!”

“We need to talk about something,” Dottie said, deciding to lead with the exciting news. “We just came across another group of those bumps!”

“Oh? Are we being attacked?!”

“No, I took care of it. But this time there were even more than before, and they brought some friends along—some creatures that ran around on four legs,” Dottie said, sighing. “It’s not a good sign that we’re getting escalating attacks, don’t you think? It’s slowing us down. At this rate, we’re going to run out of food before…well I don’t know exactly, but it seems unlikely we’ll make it to Lilypad on schedule.”

The curtains to the interior of the wagon pulled back a hair and Dottie could make out a frowning face. Jefferson’s eyes looked back at her from under the gigantic hat the man insisted on wearing, even inside the cart.

“What? I mean, uh, well done in taking care of the new beasts, I suppose.”

“I call them roamers,” she said. “They’re definitely related to the bumps. And they may both be related to Rider’s Block for all we know.”

Sketch of four-legged creature called a "roamer"

“Yes, well, good job taking care of the roamers,” Inventor Jefferson said gruffly, before shutting the curtain again as he started to ramble. “But that is your job. You don’t need to raise unnecessary concerns about anything else.”

“Well, I don’t—” Dottie said, trying to add something.

“Just take care of these beasts that keep showing up! Whether they’re Rider’s Block, or some diseased flock—it shouldn’t matter, should it? Just be faster about it if you’re worried about our schedule,” Jefferson continued, speaking over the guard. “If I didn’t have to manage every aspect of this trip personally, then I’m sure we would be able to get to our destination on time, without issue. And with a great invention to pave our way into Lilypad! So, if you could…focus on your job.”

“Alright, look,” Dottie said, planting the end of her rake in the ground. “Yes, I’m the guard. But we should think about these things before we run into trouble down the road.”

“And I am indeed thinking about it. I am the inventor,” the man said, peeking out again from the wagon. “Now, could you please get that horse going again? We’ve been sitting here long enough, I’m sure.”

Dottie growled back a vague threat or affirmative answer, it was unclear. But she stomped back to the front of the wagon to tell Lily that they needed to be off and that they were all definitely doomed. Lily raised her eyebrow at the guard but waved her hand back in the affirmative.

“Well, I could always head back on my own,” Dottie said under her breath. “But then he might insist I give up my pay…”

Dottie kept grumbling to herself as she ranged forward looking for any further threats, and thought about how to make sure they actually got through all this in one piece. She was pretty sure that the inventor wouldn’t even realize they were in trouble unless they were completely out of food, or he was on the frontline during an attack from the mold creatures.

Yes, she was pretty sure this was just the start of the difficulties they would face on the way to their distant destination.

With the traveling party well on their way to the town of Lilypad, the cat named Dot awoke back in the studio apartment feeling quite comfortable. She was, in fact, nestled deep within a pile of scrap paper that had been pushed into one big mess on the floor. She struggled to focus as she went over the agenda for the day in her head…

The cat followed after the human as he made his way to the kitchen, where she settled into a comfortable yet sophisticated pose from which to keep watch. PJ, meanwhile, rummaged around in a cupboard unconcerned with the stare of his animal companion.

It was the beginning of a new week after the writer had finished flipping the shiny coin and choosing his final topic. Now they were technically on their way toward the actual writing of the article they were all here for. She definitely needed to learn more about how PJ planned on elaborating on the writing topic. But with a weekend of rest and relaxation, she was ready to dial in on their team’s next steps toward success.

After quite a while, the writer seemed to find what he was looking for—a bag of potato chips—and nodded at Dot to confirm that he had completed his task and could head back to his computer. She followed dutifully behind him and then leaped up so that she could return to her customary position within the cardboard box on the desk.

Trying to ignore Dot’s curious gaze, PJ looked at the blank page open on the computer screen and then up to the wall. He was specifically looking at the back part of an unfolded takeout menu that was now taped up below the calendar pages. It was the culmination of his weeks and weeks of thinking about what to write—the topic that would lead PJ to a glorious future.

The blank side of the takeout menu had one simple word on it: “clothes.”

Dot, obviously, didn’t care much about clothes, as dressing up a cat was a supremely ludicrous idea. She was perfect just the way she was, with her mostly shiny black-and-white fur, all fluffy and adorable. But, regardless, PJ seemed excited about landing on the topic of clothing. The cat thought that it made sense, since he did spend a lot of time thinking about his own clothes at times. After all, it had taken him quite a while to decide on the perfect sweater that would help him get into a writer’s mindset back at the very beginning of the project.

The phone on the table began to ring before Dot could see PJ do anything more with the topic just then, however. PJ and Dot directed their eyes to the screen, which read “Tyler Editor Fellow” in all capital letters. Dot was unsure if “Editor Fellow” was a common middle and last name, but she had always thought humans’ fascination with multiple names was odd to begin with. She, for example, just had the one name: Dot.

“Oh, this must be about the topic I sent him in my update to the team,” PJ said, explaining the situation to Dot. “I’ll have to answer this, I suppose…”

He clicked the button to accept the call and then said, “What do you want? I mean, hello, Tyler.”

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He nodded and listened to the response. Then he scrunched up his face, confused.

“Of course, I know when this is due,” PJ said. “I gave you the deadline. Don’t you remember that?”

A vigorous response came through from the other end of the line.

“Oh, I see, yes, you must not have gotten my email. I already picked a topic for the article, so you should be happy about that,” PJ said, his look of confusion clearing up. “The article is going to be about clothes. Accessible yet thought-provoking, that’s what it’ll be.”

There was a beat as Tyler responded, and PJ answered, “Well, I don’t know specifics yet. It’ll be something about clothes. I’m sure I’ll come up with the details really quickly and you’ll be reading a final draft very soon. Although I can’t be writing, when I’m talking to you, now can I?”

Tyler’s response sounded garbled, short, and relatively unhappy based on what Dot could pick up. He also hung up shortly after his response, not giving PJ a chance to make the situation worse.

“Well, he’s not the most experienced magazine editor,” PJ said, putting the phone down and then turning back to his computer screen. “I’m sure he’ll get the hang of it soon. At least with me helping him figure things out. He really can’t be interrupting his writers so much if he wants to get anything of quality in that publication.”

Dot jostled around in her box, still trying to pay attention to what had happened with PJ’s editor, Tyler, while finding a better spot to be in. It was important she was in the best position to keep a close eye on what was happening. Trying to look both steadfast and alert, she ended up sitting upright within the confines of her box with open ears and unblinking eyes.

“Hmm,” PJ said, tapping his fingers on the desk, looking at the screen. He typed out a few words, mulling things over out loud. “The clothing article. ‘The clothes make the article?’ That’s fine for now. But where to go from here…”

PJ looked at Dot, and then rapped his knuckles on the desk as he was struck by something. Dot’s ears perked up at this show of confidence.

“I’ve solved it! The way past this stumbling block. I need to dive a little deeper before getting into the nitty-gritty of planning and outlining,” PJ said, sweeping a hand through his hair. “Yes, I should research the topic in depth. This is why I couldn’t know what the article about clothes would be about yet. And research is most effective when there are clear and accurate guidelines—some direction…”

PJ let his sentence trail off as he pushed back from his desk and went over to the tiny built-in closet next to the bathroom. He opened the door and scrutinized the four or five hanging shirts and pants. He looked closer at the little cubbies where he kept his neatly folded casual clothes. His prized sweaters were displayed prominently on top of the cubbies of clothes as they were so crucial to his journalistic identity.

Seeing that PJ had left the writing area, Dot leaned out of her box and flopped onto the desk before hopping down to the ground. She ambled after the writer with some curiosity—and some concern. Quite a bit of time had gone by without any actual writing on their part, and it was best to not get too sidetracked. As a writer’s cat, she had to admit to herself that writers seemed to get distracted by many things. She was sure by now that part of her job was to help PJ stay on track.

Dot took a seat next to him, leaned back on her haunches, and peered up at the shelves to observe what was going on. Unfortunately, it did look like the young man was getting distracted rather than doing anything useful. He was trying to recall where all of his clothes had come from and talking to himself quite a bit. The cat knew that they didn’t have time for this and started nudging him back toward the computer with her head.

Sketch of man and cat looking at a closer full of clothes

“What is it now?” PJ asked, a little irritated, looking down at the cat. “Oh, actually, this is perfect. Yes, it would help me to see some clothes in action. Hold still for a second.”

PJ took his time picking an article of clothing from the top of the closet and then looked at Dot the cat. She glanced up at him warily as he bent down with a foreign article of clothing and…proceeded to put it on her. Dot sat frozen, appalled at what had just happened.

Dot didn’t understand. She was now wearing a purple scarf that was much too large for her. PJ had lightly wrapped it around her neck a couple of times and then rearranged it so that it looked artsy and purposeful. The cat knew this because the writer had explained it all as he had adorned her with the winter accessory. And he was now talking about how clothes really did matter to people…and animals. 

“Yes, I see. Clothes can really be put on anything,” PJ said, looking down at Dot. “Now, I’m not sure what kind of research this would lead me to, but that’s a thought. Maybe there’s something about different clothes for different weather? Cats wearing scarves in the winter? Interesting.”

Dot flopped backward and started tussling with the human contraption around her neck. Finally releasing herself from the knit prison, she started bunny kicking it with her hind legs. What a horrible start to the day, she thought to herself as she tore into the scarf. She was sure that this could not be related to writing at all. 

“No, my scarf!” PJ yelled, trying to salvage what he could of the clothing piece before Dot tore it to pieces. “My scarf!”